《外星居民》前情提要 Previously, on "Resident Alien"...
我的任务很简单 My mission was simple:
把我的设备放在他们星球上 drop my device onto their planet
回家 and head back home.
我根本不想靠近他们任何人 I had no intentions of getting close to any of them.
为了完成我的任务 In order to complete my mission,
我得想办法用人形融入这里 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms.
哈里·万德斯本格医生 昨晚镇上 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle, we had a murder
发生了一起谋杀案 in town last night.
我们要你来帮我们看看尸体 Need you to come down and take a look at the body.
山姆·霍奇斯中毒了 Sam Hodges was poisoned.
他试图给自己做气管切开术 He tried to give himself a tracheotomy.
-还有个凶手在逍遥法外 -我们还需要你的帮助 - There is a killer out there. - We still need your help.
在一个区区一千人的小镇里 In a town of 1,000 people...
有个小屁孩能看到我的真实形态 There is a kid who can see my true form.
你与众不同 我知道那是什么感觉 You're just different. I know what that feels like.
有时我会觉得人类很陌生[像外星人] Sometimes just feeling human is alien to me.
也许人类还是可以拯救的 Maybe there's something redeemable about the human race after all.
欢迎来到佩西恩斯
可惜等我找到我的装备 Unfortunately for them, when I find my device,
我就终于能完成我的任务 I will finally complete my mission
把他们都杀了 and kill them all.
三个月前
宇宙中的生物都是不一样的 All beings of the universe are different.
举个例子 我的族人都很聪明 For instance, my people are brilliant.
人类则很愚蠢 Humans, on the other hand, are so dumb
他们以为死亡最大的主因 that they think the leading cause of death
是心脏病 其实不是 is heart disease. It's not.
是杏仁牛奶 It's almond milk.
连小灰人都不碰那玩意 Even the Grey aliens won't touch the stuff.
尽管各有不同 但所有的生物 Despite their differences, there is one truth
都有一个共同点 that connects all beings.
生命总是充满了意外 Life doesn't ever go as planned.
怎么回事 What the hell?
救命 Help!
有人吗 Somebody!
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救命啊 Help me!
救命 Help!
翻译 小酸奶 苏小黛 米糊 朱朱i猫咪
有人吗 Somebody!
救命 Help!
翻译 omiyask617 秋秋她爹 独乐乐众乐乐 汤圆儿
校对 小酸奶
外星居民 第一季第二集
时间轴 Caroline HAWK
在科罗拉多山脉寻找 Finding an object the size of a suitcase
一个手提箱大小的东西 in the Colorado Mountains
后期 吉吉
简直就像是大海捞针 is like looking for a needle in a haystack.
我好几个月来每天都在寻找 I've been searching for my device
我的设备 every day for months.
总监 小酸奶
我还没有找到 I haven't found it yet,
但是找遍了几个山头后 but after searching a half dozen mountains,
我终于发现了我该找的那片海 这就足够了 I finally found the haystack, and that's all that matters.
全面灭绝项目
还有要准备参加第一天的工作 Well, that and being on time for my first day of work.
佩西恩斯诊所
麦克斯 麦克斯 Max! Max!
他从窗户里冲出来的 He went out the window.
当然了 Of course he did.
这里发生了什么 What the hell happened in here?
-那孩子突然疯了 -什么 - The kid went nuts. - What?
为什么 Why?
我不知道啊 I have no idea.
我要把你的头砍下来 I'm going to cut your head off!
我觉得他的情绪管理有问题 I think he has emotional issues.
我们得打扫干净这个地方 Well, we need to get this place cleaned up.
镇上好几天没有医生了 There hasn't been a doctor on duty in days,
有一堆病人要来呢 and we have a bunch of patients coming in.
别傻站着 Well, don't just stand there.
好吧 Okay.
-麦克斯 好了 -数到三 伙计 - Max, okay. - Count of three, bud.
你躲在椅子下 You are getting filthy
-好脏 -听你妈妈的话 麦克斯 - under there. - Listen to your mother, Max.
他只是在找我的钱包 He's just looking for my wallet.
他是个好孩子 我们是好父母 He's a good kid. We're good parents.
我卧室里的那个外星人就在这里 The alien from my bedroom, he's in there.
他就是新来的那个医生 He's the new doctor!
-好吧 -麦克斯 我见过新来的医生 - Okay. - Max, I saw the new doctor.
我觉得他不是外星人 He didn't look like an alien to me.
他已经迷惑了你 He's already gotten inside your brain.
-拜托 伙计 -你就跟死人一样了 - Come on, buddy. - You're as good as dead.
走吧 Let's go.
你得回去 让医生看看 You are going back in there, and you are letting that doctor
你喉咙酸痛是怎么回事 take a look at your sore throat.
我进去看病的时候 你可以去买一口4英尺的棺材 And while I'm in there, you can buy a four-foot coffin.
好了 够了 Okay, look, that's enough.
我不想听你继续说这些外星人的话了 I cannot hear about this alien stuff anymore,
不过他可以和我一起去工作 去沙发上躺一会儿 but he can come to work with me and lie on the couch.
如果他的喉咙还是很难受 If his throat doesn't feel better,
我就把他带回来 号码 I'll bring him back, okay?
你也想死了 买三口棺材吧 Oh, now you want to die too. Make that three coffins.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
要是他继续这么闹 我们就把他送走 If he keeps this up, we're getting rid of him.
听起来很不错 Sounds good.
香草 谢天谢地 我就留着你吧 Oh, vanilla, thank God. You I will keep.
爱你 Love you.
这些东西是干什么的 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing with these?
我需要提醒你们 Look, do I need to remind you
这里是镇长办公室 that this side is the mayor's office
那边才是警长的办公室 and that side is the sheriff's office?
我们可有个凶案要破 We got a murder to solve.
我得给那边腾点空间放凶案的东西 I got to make room over there for murder stuff.
是吗 这里反正没地方放那些盒子了 Yeah, well, there's no room for those boxes in here, so...
物理定律可不会同意你 Well, the laws of physics would tend to disagree with you
因为它们已经在这里了 since there they are.
警长 我想举报一起谋杀案 Sheriff, I'd like to file a murder complaint.
-我知道谁杀了山姆·霍奇斯 -你在说什么 - I know who killed Sam Hodges. - What are you talking about?
是吗 Is that so?
-好啊 -当然 请坐 - All right. - Sure, have a seat.
尽管说来听听吧 小副警长 Go ahead and lay it on me, little deputy.
是新来的镇医 他是个外星人[同外国人] It's the new doctor. He's an alien.
好了 大家都听到了 请大伙都出去 Okay, on that note, I'm gonna need everyone out.
这孩子发烧发迷糊了 Kid's a little delusional with a fever.
-最好休息一天别说话 -等等 - Maybe no talking for a day. - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
外国人 你是什么意思 An alien? What you mean?
你是说他没有绿卡还是什么的吗 Like, he ain't got a green card or something?
不是 是从外太空来的那种外星人 No, like, alien-alien from outer space.
-外太... -杀了我吧 - Outer sp... - And shoot me.
你到底教了这孩子什么鬼啊 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh?
你知道我可以把你关起来吗 You know I could lock you up for lying
因为你对执法警员撒谎 这是犯罪 to an officer of the law? That is a crime.
-你这是在犯罪 -这是个生病的孩子 好吗 - You're committing crime. - Got a sick kid, okay?
所有人请出去 这有个生病的孩子 Gonna need everyone out. Got a sick kid.
-就... -是啊 他真病得不轻 - Just... - Yeah, he's sick all right.
我问你 你家里能看HBO吗 Let me ask you something. You got HBO in your house?
我希望你这么做 Here's what I want you to do.
我要你看看《监狱风云》第一季 I want you to watch "Oz" season one,
然后回来告诉我你是否想进监狱 and then come back and tell me if you want to go to prison.
居然说什么外星人的鬼话 Talking about some alien shit.
-我要再去拿几个盒子过来 -不行 - I'm gonna go get me some more boxes. - Uh, no.
我真心希望你别那么做 警长 I really wish that you wouldn't do that, Sheriff.
好吧 好了 Okay, okay.
我知道警长有时候可能有点刻薄 Hey, I know the sheriff can seem kind of mean sometimes,
可他其实只是个泰迪熊 but he's just a teddy bear...
控制狂 还容易生气 With severe control and anger issues.
可他不相信我说的 But he didn't believe me
外星人的事 when I told him about the alien.
没人信我 Nobody does.
其实吧 也许他不信你 Well, look, maybe he didn't believe you
是因为他看不到外星人 好吗 because he can't see the alien, right?
它可能用了什么大脑屏障 It's probably putting up some kind of mind shield
只有你能看透 因为你很特别 that only you can see through because you're special.
对 有道理 Yeah, that makes sense.
我作为副警长的一项技能是擅长速写 One of my skills as a deputy is to work as a sketch artist,
如果你跟我描述一下外星人的样子 so if you describe the alien to me,
我可以把他画下来 I could draw a picture of him.
太好了 那我就能把消息传出去了 Great, then I can get the word out!
好吧 从他的眼睛开始 Okay, start with his eyes.
就是...外星人的形状 They're, like, alien shape.
还有鳞片一直长到背后 And then he has these scales going back--
就是 有小圈圈的蓝色鳞片 like, blue scales with little circles.
好的 Ooh, okay.
人类医生要在医学院学很多年 Human doctors have to go through years
才能操作像烧掉瘊子 of medical school to perform a procedure
这样简单的手术 as simple as burning off a wart.
我在自己的星球上是个科学家 I was a scientist on my planet,
所以这对我来说轻而易举 so this is easy for me.
只要给我网络 All I need is the Internet,
我花五分钟就能毕业 and I can graduate in five minutes.
好了 Okay.
来看看那麻烦的玩意儿 Let's take a look at that nasty thing.
你不是长了瘊子的12岁男孩 You're not a 12-year-old boy with a wart.
不是个12岁男孩 Mm, not a 12-year-old boy.
对 哈里 抱歉 这是朱迪 Ah, yes, Harry, sorry. This is Judy.
她需要做骨盆检查 She's in need of a pelvic exam.
我们不得不把她的时间从明天提到了现在 We had to move her up from tomorrow.
好吧 Oh, okay.
骨盆检查 Pelvic exam.
大块头 你喜欢运动吗 So, big guy, you into sports?
不喜欢 但我希望在风把我的生菜吹干前 No, but I am into putting my pants back on
能把我的裤子穿上 before the breeze dries out the lettuce.
是啊 哈里 她不能一整天都耗在这儿 Yeah, Harry, she doesn't have all day.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
好的 Oh, yes.
当然 Of course.
好的 我明白了 你坐到一枚耳环上了 Okay, I see your problem. You sat on an earring.
不 那... No! That...
-抱歉 -那东西就该长在那儿 - Sorry. - That's supposed to be there.
来吧 Here we go.
咱们来好好看看 Let's just get into this, mm-hmm.
有了 检查 Oh, yes, examining.
好了 Uh, yes.
你是拍了张照片吗 Did you just take a picture?
是自拍 It was a selfie.
我第一天上班 My first day.
这天根本没有变好 The day didn't get any better.
看起来你非常健康 Well, it appears that you are in excellent health.
至于你的口气 你最近有没有 Concerning your breath, did you recently eat
吃过死老鼠 a dead rodent?
你下次可得小心点 You should be more careful next time.
你父母没有保险 Your parents don't have insurance,
如果你再受伤 so if you get hurt again,
他们可能会失去自己的房子 they'll probably lose their home
只能流落大街了 and have to live outside on the street.
她刚发现自己的胸部有肿块 She just found a lump in her breast.
你这次能不能试着体贴点 Why don't you try to be a little more calming this time?
我知道自己在干什么 I know what I'm doing.
我听说你发现胸部有个肿块 I see you found a lump in your breast.
对 Yes.
我很高兴你能来 I'm glad that you came in
而且你对自己的健康 and that you've been so diligent
一直很用心 with your health.
如你所知 自我检查 As you know, self-examination
以及适当的筛查 along with appropriate screenings
可以大大提高早期发现疾病的概率 can greatly increase your odds of early detection,
所以我希望你不要担心 so I don't want you to worry.
很多女人都会在胸部发现肿块 Many women find lumps in their breasts all the time,
大部分都不算什么 好吗 and most of them are nothing, okay?
-好的 -很好 - Okay. - Good.
现在让我们看看你的奶子 Now let's get a look at that tit.
我发现这个女人没有得癌症 I discovered that the woman does not have cancer.
我还发现"奶子" I also discovered that "tit"
并不适合描述乳房 is not the preferred term for breast.
哈里 这是我父亲丹 哈里是医生 Harry, this is my father Dan. Harry's a doctor.
他一直在诊所帮忙 He's been helping us out at the clinic.
你好 Hello.
抱歉 他不喜欢医生 Sorry, he doesn't like doctors.
爸爸 你在干什么 Dad, what are you doing?
我有种不好的感觉 I have a bad feeling.
那个人有点不对劲 There's something wrong with that man.
天啊 你在逗我吗 Oh, my God, are you kidding me?
你对每个在我三米以内的男人 You have a bad feeling about every man
都有不好的感觉 within ten feet of me.
我对他没有不好的感觉 I don't have a bad feeling about him.
-这才是问题所在 -你在说什么 - That's the problem. - What are you talking about?
当我看着他 我什么都感觉不到 When I look at him, I feel nothing at all.
阿斯塔的大块头父亲不喜欢我 Asta's large father does not like me.
难道他能看出我和他们不一样吗 Can he somehow tell I am different from them?
今天可太糟了 This day cannot get any worse.
糟糕 Shit.
这孩子是个威胁 他就是不肯放弃 This kid is a menace. He just won't give up.
当我们帮人类建巨石阵的时候 Where was that effort from the humans
怎么看不到他们有这股劲头 when we were helping them build Stonehenge?
一群白痴坐在一起喝蜂蜜酒 A bunch of idiots just sitting around drinking mead,
让我们做所有的工作 懒惰的德鲁伊人 making us do all the work. Lazy druids.
我不能走 I can't leave.
我马上就能找到我的装置了 I'm too close to finding my device,
我也不要变成另一个人 and I'm not turning into someone else.
我花了好几周才弄明白如何让这个身体工作 It took me weeks to figure out how to get this body to work.
BGM: Out the window By Violent Femmes
*生命短暂 生活甜蜜* *Life was short and life was sweet*
*我走上街头的时候在想* *I was thinking as I hit the street*
*我简直不敢相信* *I could hardly believe*
*我简直无法想象* *I could scarcely conceive*
*但我从窗户跳出去了* *But I had gone out the window*
*我从窗户跳出去了* *I had gone out the window*
*接住我 我们在坠落* *Oh, catch me, we are falling*
*接住我 我们在坠落* *Catch me, we are falling*
我得聪明点 I have to be smart.
我不能就这么杀了这孩子 I can't just kill this kid.
会引起太多注意 It will draw too much attention.
喂 Hello?
麦克斯在吗 Hi, is Max there?
你是谁 Who's this?
我是他学校的朋友 I'm a friend of his from school.
我叫埃维斯 My name is...Elvis.
好的 麦克斯 学校的朋友 Yeah, okay. Max, friend from school.
-喂 -嗨 - Hello? - Hi.
我在街上看到你贴的告示了 I saw your poster on the street.
是吗 Yeah?
我看到那个外星人坐巴士出小镇了 And I saw that alien on a bus leaving town,
所以你不用再担心他了 so you don't have to worry about him anymore.
你确定是他吗 Are you sure it was him?
是的 他很帅 像年轻的杰里·奥尔巴赫 Yes, he was very handsome like a young Jerry Orbach.
上世纪美国著名演员
谁 Who?
等等 我不认识你 Wait a minute, I don't know you from school.
你说得对 You're right.
我是邮局工作人员 I'm a post office man.
我眼神很好 我看到了那个外星人 I'm good with my eyes, and I saw that alien,
然后他走了 and he's gone.
如果你是个大人 为什么是小孩的声音 If you're a man, why do you have a kid's voice?
三轮车事故 Tricycle accident.
如果你在邮局工作 If you work at the post office,
一张邮票要多少钱 how much does a stamp cost?
-一百美元 -我就知道 - $100. - I knew it!
-你就是他 -一千美元 - You're him! - $1,000.
我知道是你 你猜怎么着 外星人 I know it's you, and guess what, alien,
你不能杀我 you can't kill me.
我父母知道你盯上我了 My parents know you're after me,
如果我死了 他们会知道是你干的 and if I die, they'll know you did it,
而且你很笨 and you're dumb.
邮票一张才30块 笨蛋 Stamps are, like, 30 bucks each, stupid.
别叫我笨蛋 Don't call me stupid...
你个小狗屎 you little shit.
狗屎是脏话 笨蛋 S-H-I-T is a bad word, stupid.
够了 我要杀了他 That's it. I'm going to kill him.
你想怎样 What do you want?
我都不知道婴儿还有笑声开关 I didn't know babies had a laugh button.
你在这啊 亲爱的 Oh, there you are, sweetheart.
哈里 这是我表妹凯拉 Oh, Harry, this is my cousin, Kayla,
还有可爱的小家伙塞吉 and this cute little guy is Sage.
你好 Hi. How are you?
好的 周末见 Okay, I'm gonna see you this weekend.
好的 Okay. Mwah.
再见 Bye.
走吧 Let's go.
杰伊 你是不是有什么事 Oh, Jay, didn't you have something
想和万德斯本格医生说 you wanted to say to Dr. Vanderspeigle?
特瑞弗翠丝女士想让我向你道歉 Ms. Twelvetrees wanted me to apologize
我不应该叫你讨厌鬼 for calling you a douchebag.
我也很抱歉 And I apologize
你的胎记像只虫子 that your birthmark looks like a bug.
讨厌鬼 Douchebag.
好 很高兴误会都讲清了 Yeah, glad we cleared that up.
好了 哈里 这是你的临时办公室 Okay, Harry, this is your temporary office.
能请你拿上哈里的东西 Can you please grab Harry's things
帮他在护士办公室安顿好吗 and set him up in the nurse's office?
我不想让别人用山姆的办公室 I don't want anyone in Sam's office.
没问题 Sure.
你还好吗 你知道的 山姆就这么走了 So how are you, you know, with Sam's death?
-我没事 -好吧 - I'm fine. - Okay.
我像你这么大的时候 When I was your age,
伤心的时候找不到人聊天倾诉 I didn't have anyone I could talk to when I was sad,
所以你要是有需要... so if you ever need someone...
我说了我没事 I said I'm fine.
好吧 Okay.
你伤心的时候为什么不能聊天 Why couldn't you talk when you were sad?
不是 我可以聊天 我只是搬出去住了 Oh, no, I could talk. I just moved out.
我和我爸爸关系不太好 My father and I didn't get along very well.
那你为什么又搬回去了 Why did you move back?
我猜我想家了 I guess I missed home.
家 Home.
你知道吗 我才意识到 You know what I just realized?
我一点也不了解你 I don't know anything about you.
你是哪里人 Where are you from?
我饿了 I'm hungry.
好吧 Okay.
这种人类形态让我很困惑 This human form is confusing to me.
我经常会感受到内心突如其来的空虚 I am often struck with a sharp emptiness inside me.
我会吃饭 但这种空虚感还是挥之不去 I eat food, but the emptiness doesn't go away.
59酒吧
你好啊 Well, hello there.
你是和我一起跳舞的那个女人 Oh, you are the woman that I danced with.
没错 你还记得 That's right. You remember.
我叫达茜 顺便一提 I'm D'arcy, by the way.
打扰一下 我想... Excuse me, I just wanted--
干什么 我们没有无线网 What? We don't have Wi-Fi.
我只是想要张纸巾 I just wanted a napkin.
潮男还想要纸巾 Oh, fancy man wants a napkin.
你貌似就穿着一张纸巾 It looks like you're wearing a napkin,
要不就用那个吧 滚远点 so maybe use that. Get out of here.
走开 Go away.
你想来点什么吗 Do you want me to get you anything?
我本来很饿 但我现在来到这... I was hungry, but now that I am here...
不知道为什么就不饿了 for some reason, I'm not.
听起来是压力太大了 Sounds like stress.
我经常因为压力暴饮暴食 I'm a big stress eater.
我前几天吃掉了一整包玉米片 I ate a whole bag of Doritos the other day,
家庭装的 family size.
或许你想来点你最爱的本地威士忌 Maybe you want some of this local whiskey that you love.
不要 No.
上次喝了那个以后 我差点杀了个人 Last time I drank that, I tried to kill someone.
真的吗 Really?
那是你第一次杀人 Well, was that your first murder
还是说你经常干这个 or is that something you do a lot?
不是第一次 也不会是最后一次 Wasn't the first, won't be the last.
好吧 Okay, wow.
所以你喜欢刺杀还是... So you, like, a knife guy or...?
我喜欢徒手 I like to use my hands.
我也是 只不过不是去杀人 Me too, except not for murder as much.
不过总之 如果你想四处谋杀 But, anyway, if you're gonna go around killing people,
至少也要制造成是意外的样子 you should at least make it look like an accident
因为你要是被抓走 'cause if you get arrested,
明天晚上就没办法带我去打保龄球了 you can't take me bowling tomorrow night.
杀那个小孩麦克斯的时候 When I kill that kid Max,
我可以制造成是一起意外 I can make it look like an accident.
那样我就不会被抓了 Then I won't get caught.
真是个好主意 That's a great idea.
好 不错 那这就算约会了 Great, yeah, it's a date.
我还没和谋杀犯一起打过保龄球呢 I've never gone bowling with a murderer before.
一直是我的人生目标 It's been a goal.
保龄球是什么 What is bowling?
我很高兴在家里有丈夫儿子陪伴 I'm glad my husband and son are here with me in my home.
-让我很满足 -我是你丈夫 - Makes me fulfilled. - I am your husband.
-这个饼干真是太棒了 -我也在呢 - This cookie is delightful. - I'm here too.
我是个年轻人 I'm a younger person.
让我来把炉灶打开 Let me turn on the cooking stove.
真有趣 我只听到了嘶嘶的声音 It's funny. All I hear is a hissing noise.
我希望空气里不是丙烷的味道 I hope that smell in the air isn't propane gas.
爆炸是个不错的选择 看起来像是意外 Explosion is a good option. It looks like an accident.
所以... So, uh...
和真正关心你的人聊天感觉真好 You know, it is nice talking to someone who cares.
你知道吗 You know?
我喜欢你做记录这一点 And I love that you're writing things down.
以前山姆从来都不记笔记 You know, Sam, he didn't really ever take notes.
没人像我这么关心别人 Well, no one cares more about people than I do.
对 山姆有些不错的建议 Yeah, Sam gave good advice,
但他并没有心理咨询资格 but he wasn't exactly qualified.
我们镇很幸运 This town is lucky
你是作为临床心理学家开始职业生涯的 you started your career as a clinical psychologist.
我也很幸运 非常幸运 Lucky for me too... So lucky.
只是全部这些压力 容易让人 It's just all this stress has a bit of a tendency...
累积不良情绪 to just build up.
有时候我幻想着重回童年 Sometimes I think about being a kid again.
那能让我好受很多 It just makes me feel good.
还是当小孩子更好 It's better being a kid.
有时候 Sometimes.
那么 So...
你为什么想当个孩子 Why do you like thinking about being a child, hm?
事情会变得更简单 Things were simpler.
我会变的无忧无虑吧 I had no worries, I guess.
每当我想到这些 You know, when I think about it,
我胃里就像有个洞 I get this pit in my stomach.
展开聊聊 Describe this pit.
是指你总是感到饥饿吗 Is it like you're hungry all the time?
差不多吧 但也不是 Kind of, but it's not that.
我 I...
就是觉得很空虚 Just feel empty?
你不该进去 No one should be in here.
你说的是真的吗 山姆是中毒身亡的 Is it true what I'm hearing? You think my Sam was poisoned?
抱歉没能拦住她 你不能进来 Sorry, I tried to stop her. You can't be here.
我现在不能和你讲话 I can't talk to you right now.
我正忙为市长做心理治疗 I am busy with the mayor doing psychological therapy.
这不应该是私密谈话吗 Isn't this supposed to be private?
他正告诉我他是一个人类小孩儿 He's telling me he's a man baby.
-我不是说 -没关系 - I didn't say... - It's fine.
我能等 我现在要去收拾他的东西 I'll wait, and I'm going to get his things.
不 你不能 非常抱歉 No, you're not. I'm sorry.
抱歉 本 Sorry, Ben.
详细描述一下你胃里的那个洞 Tell me more about this hole in your stomach.
它是 Um, well, it's...
稍等一下 One second.
你没有权力拿走山姆的东西 You have no right taking Sam's things.
现在是我的东西了 Well, they're my things now.
能不能安静点儿 我在给人诊疗 Can you be quiet? I am trying to be a doctor.
这是山姆的办公室 This is Sam's office.
他刚过世 这里可是犯罪现场 He just died, and it's a crime scene.
没人能进来 这是什么 Nobody comes in here. What is this?
我当时很饿 想找个安静的地方吃饭 I was hungry and wanted a quiet place to eat.
这是山姆放在冰箱里的鸡 This is Sam's chicken from the refrigerator.
-他现在也用不上了 -天哪 哈里 - He is not going to eat it. - God, Harry!
停手 快放下 No, leave it. Stop it.
-你不能带走 -我不放 - You cannot take... - I am not leaving it.
-你没权力 -现在是我的东西了 - You have no right - These are my things now
-进来带走所有东西 -并且我还要带回家 - to come in here and take everything. - and I'm taking them home.
人类真可悲 任由自己的行为 Pathetic humans letting their emotions
被情绪肆意支配 dictate their behavior.
面前这两位女士 These two are distraught by something as small
因为所爱之人的死而心烦意乱 as a loved one being poisoned to death.
不知我是否能在她们大打出手之际 I wonder if I can get that chicken
拿到那块鸡肉 while they're fighting.
我需要知道山姆谋杀案的 I need to know what you're doing
详细调查内容 about the investigation into Sam's murder.
抱歉 我有在街上问过你 I'm sorry. Do I come up to you on the street and ask you
要怎么处理杜根先生的导管吗 what you're doing about Mr. Dougan's catheter?
阿比盖尔现在就在诊所 Abigail is at the clinic right now
她把山姆的东西都拿走了 taking all of Sam's stuff out of his office.
那些都是证据啊 她是他老婆 Isn't that evidence? You know, she's the wife.
-也许她就是凶手 -也许你才是凶手 - Maybe she killed him. - Maybe you killed him.
你觉得呢 How about that?
有胆再说一次 我会揍得你 Say that again, and you'll be wearing that hat
找不着北 inside your ass.
你又在这儿干什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我喜欢观察她生气的样子 I like watching her when she's angry.
我们调查过阿比盖尔 但她有不在场证明 We looked into Abigail, and she has an alibi.
坚不可摧的证明 She's got a rock solid alibi.
那晚她甚至都不在镇上 She wasn't even in town the night that he died.
而且我已经翻遍了山姆的办公室 And I already took care of Sam's office.
采集指纹 拍摄现场照片 I got prints. I got photographs.
什么都有了 I got everything.
走好你自己的道 自行车道 You need to stay in your lane. The bike lane.
你花了多长时间想到这话的 Oh, wow, how long did it take you to think of that?
-这就是我想说的 -你可真棒 - That's what I said. - That's so clever.
我能读懂他们表情背后的情绪 I can read the emotions on their faces.
愤怒掩饰着悲伤 Sadness masking as anger.
一脸优越感掩饰着软弱 Weakness masking as superiority.
而这位像是一只宠物兔 吼一声 This one's like a pet rabbit that you yell at so much
就吓蔫儿了 its hair starts to fall out.
四个月前
我的族人可不会被愚蠢的情绪 My people don't have stupid emotions
所左右 to get in our way.
我们只需摄取食物作为身体能源 All we need is food to fuel our body.
这很简单 That's easy.
食物无处不在 You can find food almost anywhere.
我现在是人类了 I'm in human form now,
我感觉胃里有个洞 and I'm feeling that pit in my stomach.
是否有可能 Is it possible that,
我用人体分子结构的同时 when I took on the human molecular structure,
也受到了人类情绪的感染 I somehow was infected with their emotions?
或者说是饿了 Or is it just hunger?
算了 可能就是饿了 Never mind, it's just hunger.
又见面了 奶牛女士 Hello again, Mrs. Cow.
对不起 我走 Sorry. I'm leaving.
但我们是你情我愿的 It was consensual.
我还在想你是不是不来了 I was beginning to think you weren't gonna show up.
章鱼也会改变自身的颜色 Octopuses also change their color.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
我打算改变完发色就够了的 所以 I was gonna stop with just the hair though, so...
迫不及待打保龄球了吗 Excited to bowl?
我们去领双鞋子 Let's get some shoes.
我们又见面了 So we meet again.
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
是啊 前几天你把手伸进过我的身体里 Yeah, you had your hand inside me the other day.
-再详细点 朱迪 -吃阳具去吧 达茜 - Uh, narrow it down, Judy. - Uh, eat a dick, D'arcy.
那还得把它从你冰冷尸体的手中撬出来 I'd have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands.
-你穿12码的鞋 -你怎么知道 - You're a 12. - How did you know?
因为达茜只和"12号"大小的人约会 Oh, 'cause D'arcy only dates size 12s.
-你可真高雅 荡妇 -婊子 - Real classy, skank. - Whore.
你会去周六库克曼的篝火派对吗 Oh, are you going to Cookman's bonfire on Saturday?
当然 我一定到 Yeah, I'll be there.
很好 Nice.
再见 See ya.
快瞧瞧 是谁到我的地盘[家]上来了 Well, well, well, look who came into my house.
你住在这 You live here.
周二 周四我会在这 On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I do.
我和我的兄弟们组了支队 I league it up with my boys.
行了 你不应该去破案吗 Okay, shouldn't you be out solving crime?
没错 佩西恩斯今夜的唯一一个案件 Yeah, the only crime in Patience tonight
将会是我用高端保龄球技巧 is gonna be this double homicide
"谋杀"你俩所造成的双重谋杀案 when I murder you both with my superior bowling skills.
让我来给你们展示如何完成高端操作 Let me show you how it's done.
你听到了吗 You hear that?
这就是"命中注定"的声音 That there's the sound of inevitability.
就是这个位置 Aha, X marks the spot.
让我看看你的能耐 来吧 Let's see what you got. Come on.
好 好的 Okay, all right, all right, okay.
好吧 是不错 All right, not bad.
现在 让我们瞧瞧好好医生的能耐 Okay, let's see what the good doctor's got.
到你了 医生 You up, Doc.
加油 哈里 Go Harry.
让我们瞧瞧你的技术 哈里·万德斯本格医生 Let's see what you got, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle.
你可以的 把他们都撞倒 You got this. Knock 'em down.
这很简单 我能行 This is easy. I've got this.
这就是数学问题 It's all just math.
如果我可以在时速五万英里之下 If I can land a spacecraft on an asteroid
把飞船降落在小行星上 travelling 50,000 miles an hour,
我一定以可以在木头上掷球 I can roll a ball on some wood.
该死的 Oh, god damn it.
-这得是全中 -这才不是什么全中 - That's a strike. - Ain't no damn strike.
这是用致命武器袭击他人 That's assault with a deadly weapon.
你要知道 我可以以此把你逮捕 You know, I could arrest your ass for that,
但我不想让你 but I don't want to embarrass you
因为烂保龄球技术而不好意思 for all this wayward bowling.
我操 Ow, shit!
他没事的 He's fine.
他说错了 我从不会不好意思 You know, he was wrong. I never feel embarrassment.
不错啊 但是 我会 Wow, that's cool. Well, I do.
当我在斯特拉顿的时候 我重复做过一个梦 When I was at Stratton, I had this recurring dream.
梦到我在我在走廊里裸奔 You know, I was running naked through the hallways.
那并不是个梦 It wasn't a dream.
安眠药 Ambien.
那挺让人尴尬的 That's embarrassing.
你在这里住了很久了 You've lived here a long time.
我有个问题 没有别的意思 I have a question. It doesn't mean anything.
山上的雪什么时候会化去 When does the snow melt on the mountain?
那得看天气情况 Ooh, it would depend on the weather.
现在是春天 所以 如果下几场雨的话 It's spring, so if we get a good rain,
-可能一个周内就会融化 -一周 - it'll be gone in a week. - A week?
-是啊 -那太快了啊 - Yeah. - That's very soon.
你是想去高山滑雪 Do you want to go heliskiing?
-一定很有趣 -不 别去山上面 - It's rad. - No, don't go up there.
什么 What?
你是个滑雪者 You're a skier?
是啊 我以前经常滑雪 Yeah,well, I used to ski, like, a lot.
我想参加奥林匹克 I wanted to go to the Olympics,
我取得过世界第二的成绩 so finished second in the worlds
2006年的时候 我去了都灵 and then 2006 I went to Torino.
-然后就变成这样了 -怎么会这样 - And then this happened. - How did you do that?
那是我第二轮猫跳 Well, it was my second mogul run.
我听到我膝盖异响 I heard my knee pop.
就在我准备跳之前 我没法停下来 然后 It was before the jump, and I couldn't stop,and
我摔到地上 我听到了许多骨头碎裂的声音 I landed, and I heard a bunch of bones crack.
我脚部摔成了复合性骨折 I had a tip fib compound fracture
他们说我可能会失去我的腿甚至是死掉 They said I could have lost my leg or even died.
真是有趣的一天 Fun day.
没法停下来 Couldn't stop?
差点死了 Almost died.
太棒了 That's great.
这还真是个新观点 So I found a new perspective
-我得走了 -我们还没吃完呢 - I've got to go. - We're not done eating.
约会通常到这就结束了 That's where it usually ends.
又是一个只有你和热狗的约会之夜 Aw, another date night just you and a hot dog?
实际上 我有两个热狗 Actually, I have two.
你可以一手拿一个 You could have one for each hand
就像是高中的时候 just like in high school.
我从你身上学到的那个技术 I learned that trick from you.
-荡妇 -淫女 - All right, slut. - Hoe bag.
-你想来两局球吗 -好啊 - Want to bowl? - Yeah.
来吧 Let's do it.
那小孩骑车上学的路上 The kid has to ride his bike down this hill
一定会下这个斜坡 on the way to school.
没有刹车的话 他一定活不下来 Without brakes, he'll never survive.
这种感觉真好 It's a good feeling to know
知道自己是地球上最聪明的人 I am the smartest person on Earth gh!
别站在路中间 你个白痴 Get out of the street, you idiot!
抱歉 Sorry.
我喜欢山姆 但是他总是 I liked Sam, but he was always,
"别吃这个 别吃那个" "Don't eat this. Don't eat that.
"你的饮食习惯会害死自己的" Your diet's gonna kill you."
你的饮食的确很重要 Well, what you eat is important.
我不这么认为 I don't agree with that.
-是吗 -是的 这列表中 - Oh, no? - No, there are ten things on here
至少有十种能比吃坏东西 that are going to kill him sooner
-更早害死他的成分 -哈里 - than eating bad food does. - Harry.
不 我想听他说 山姆从来没提起过 No, I want to hear. Sam never mentioned that.
告诉我时间 Tell me when.
听着 我已经80岁了 你可以对我实话实说 Look, I just turned 80. You can give it to me straight.
你觉得我还有多长时间 How long do you think I have?
-你喜欢圣诞节吗 -非常喜欢 - Do you like Christmas? - Yes, very much.
在六月前就过了吧 Celebrate it before June.
好吧 Oh, okay.
但是在此期间呢 But between now and Christmas?
你可以想吃什么吃什么 You can eat anything you want.
我喜欢你 I like you.
这是第一次有医生对我那么坦诚 This is the first time that a doctor's been totally honest with me.
这个小镇很幸运能迎来你这么好的医生 This town is very lucky to have a doctor as good as you.
没错 你们很幸运 Yes, you are lucky.
你可真有一套 You certainly have a particular style.
真了不起 他从来没喜欢过谁 That's impressive. He doesn't like anyone.
本·霍索恩来了 出了一场意外 Ben Hawthorne's here. There's been an accident.
-出了意外 -是的 - An accident? - Yeah.
你好 霍索恩镇长 我为你的失去感到遗憾 Hello, Mayor Hawthorne. I'm sorry for your loss.
什么失去 Uh, what loss?
这个小家伙在自行车道上从自行车上摔下来了 This little guy fell on his bike in the driveway.
我觉得他需要缝针 I think he's gonna need stitches.
-来吧 -好吧 - Come on. - Okay.
缝针 就这样吗 Stitches stitches, that's it?
语气别那么失望 怪胎 Don't sound so disappointed, weirdo.
没事的 小家伙 我会一直待在你身边的 It's okay, buddy. I'll be here right next to you the whole time.
你明明离我有快200米 You're, like, 600 feet away.
是的 我不想让医生觉得我碍手碍脚 Yeah, well, I don't want to get in the doctor's way.
知道吗 坚强点好吗 See, just stay strong, okay, pal?
谢谢你 护士 Thank you, nurse.
我听说你今天早上出了自行车事故 I hear you had a little bike accident this morning?
非常小的事故 Very little.
你儿子非常害羞 Your son is very shy.
你可以抬头看我 麦克斯 我不咬人 You can look at me, Max. I don't bite.
其实 我咬人的 Actually, I do.
算你走运 你的刹车是在自行车道上坏了 You're lucky your brakes failed on the driveway
而不是主路上坏了 and not on the main road.
不然情况就糟糕多了 This should have been a lot worse.
你怎么知道是刹车坏了 How did you know it was my brakes?
我猜的 I just assumed.
我们看到过很多人刹车坏了受伤的患者 We get a lot of failed brake accidents?
各种类型的车都有 汽车 All kinds, cars,
轮椅 船 wheelchairs, boats.
我们得快点吗 Mm, can we hurry this up?
纱布的味道让人受不了 That smell of gauze is just something else.
幸运的是 我们给好孩子准备了奴佛卡因 Luckily, we have Novocain for good boys.
我可以把你的伤口麻醉 就什么都感觉不到了 I can numb this up, and you won't feel a thing.
告诉我 麦克斯 你是否准备好 So tell me, Max, are you going to be
当一个好孩子了 a good boy?
当然 Of course.
不 绝不 No, never.
我得到答案了 Well, then I have my answer.
我们开始缝针吧 Let's put in a couple of stitches.
放马过来吧 Go right ahead.
怎么样 麦克斯 How is it, Max?
我很好 It's fine.
这里是不是有蚊子 Is there a mosquito in here?
因为我觉得我胳膊被蚊子咬了一口 'Cause I think I just got a tiny bite on my arm.
这伤口比我想象得还深 This is deeper than I thought.
也许得缝上三针 We might need three stitches.
不如来五针啊 How about five?
-可以了 -真的吗 - Well, I guess that's it. - Really?
-我什么都没感觉到 -你真棒 - I didn't feel anything. - Huh, good for you.
我有 好了 我们走吧 I did. Okay, let's go.
好的 Yes, yes.
记住 要是你不小心 Remember, if you're not careful,
就有可能发生糟糕的事情 something horrible can happen to you.
别担心 我能照顾好自己 Oh, don't worry. I can take care of myself.
对了 你鞋带松了 By the way, your shoe's untied.
骗你的 笨蛋 Made you look, you dummy.
等等 看 Wait, I look!
鞋带的确松了 It it is untied,
所以 哈哈哈 so ha, ha, ha!
我知道你和山姆很亲近 I know Sam and you were close.
你可以做一些事情来缓解悲伤 There are things you can do that will help you.
你可以剪短发 以纪念逝者 You could cut your hair to honor the deceased.
我自己能解决 I can handle it.
也许你应该让我过自己的生活 Maybe you should start letting me live my own life.
操心每一个我认识的男人 Worrying about every man I meet,
每天给我做晚饭 making me dinner every night?
我已经不是16岁了 I'm not 16 anymore.
算了 It's okay.
给我做晚饭还挺好的 The dinner part is nice.
要是你才16岁 你就不会在这了 If you were 16, you wouldn't even be here.
你就会在丹佛 You'd be in Denver.
说得好 Good one.
既然我住在家里 你又开始当我父亲了 Now that I live at home, you're gonna start being my father?
你一直都是我女儿 Well, you never stopped being my daughter.
我希望我死的时候 你也能这么难过 I hope you're this upset when I die.
天啊 爸爸 Jesus, Dad.
那晚的手术服你烧了吗 Did you burn your scrubs from the other night?
没有 No.
你应该烧掉的 You know you should.
你得把山姆的灵魂从这个世界放走 You've got to release Sam's spirit from this world.
-否则他会阴魂不散 -知道 - Otherwise, he'll linger. - I know.
叫什么叫 Shut up!
麦吉尔夫人暗恋你 Mrs. McGill has a crush on you.
不是暗恋 It's not a crush.
她九十了 每周都来 She's 90 and comes in every week
因为她有抑郁症 because she's a hypochondriac.
玩把金拉米牌 A little gin rummy?
只能下次玩了 I'm gonna have to take a raincheck.
明天是大日子 Big day tomorrow.
下次一定打赢你 but I'll beat you next time.
想得美 You wish.
那儿没人 There's no one sitting there.
丹不是我生父 Dan's not my real father.
我妈在我一岁时丢下我走了 My mom left when I was one.
丹收留了我 把我养大 Dan took me in, and he raised me.
他给了我一切 He gave me everything.
但我一直觉得无法融入 But I never really felt like I fit in.
山姆是唯一一个我能说上话的人 Sam was the only one I could talk to about all that.
他死的那晚我真不应该走的 I never should have left that night he died.
我很累 只想回家 I was tired. I just wanted to go home.
他总在我需要的时候陪伴我 He was always there for me.
我也应该陪着他的 I should have been there for him.
他中毒了 He was poisoned.
-你帮不上忙 -也许吧 - You couldn't have helped him. - Maybe.
至少他不会孤独地死去 At least he wouldn't have died alone.
你想玩牌吗 Do you want to play a card game?
好啊 Yeah.
-谢谢 -没事 - Thanks. - Okay.
我把东西放到办公室去 I'll put my stuff in my office.
这里现在是你的办公室了 This is your office now.
我不想玩牌 I did not want to play cards,
但我知道阿斯塔想玩 but I knew Asta wanted to.
她很难过 我感觉得到 She was sad. I could feel it.
我本不应该能感受到 I should not be able to feel an emotion
别人体内的感受 that is inside somebody else.
碲 Tellurium.
我知道人类因为感情联系在一起 I know that they are all connected by these feelings,
这些情感... these emotions...
奉献感... Feelings of devotion...
难过... Sadness...
爱 Love.
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希腊神话中有这样一个传说... In Greek mythology, there exists this legend...
也许现在我和他们联系更紧密了 Maybe I am more connected to them now
我感到空虚 I had an emptiness
这种空虚无法用薯片或者热狗填满 that no amount of potato chips or hot dogs would cure,
可当我找到碲时 but when I found the tellurium,
这种痛消失了 the ache went away.
这种痛不是来自我的胃 It wasn't coming from my stomach.
而是来自我的心 It was coming from my heart.
人类感情在我内心成长 Human emotions are growing inside of me.
我现在感受到的一种他们称之为孤独的感情 I think the one I feel now they call lonely.
和阿斯塔怀念山姆·霍奇斯是同一种情感 In the same way Asta misses Sam Hodges,
我想念我的星球 我的人民 I miss my planet, my people.
找到了碲 But having found the tellurium,
我终于可以治疗我破碎的心了 I can finally heal my broken heart
因为一旦我引爆装置 because, once I detonate my device
炸飞地球上的每一个人 and fry every human being on Earth,
我就可以飞回家了 I can fly home.
现在我只需要在不被发现的情况下 Now I just need to find my device
找到我的设备 without being discovered.